I would be more willing to write in people’s yeast oils Ugh autocorrect year books if I could actually write how I really feel about them.

E.g. Die bitch, i want to f you, etc etc

"Raiding the fridge once more, I gather potatoes, ham, and—Yes!—peas from the freezer."

Fifty Shades Darker, p. 79.

that’s the most excited anyone has ever been about peas.

(via 50shadesofsuck)

looking at pictures of alexander skarsgard > homework due tmrw

  • Christian Grey: Hey, I just met you
  • Christian Grey: And this is crazy
  • Christian Grey: But here's my sex dungeon
  • Christian Grey: So be my Submissive, maybe?

YO I CAN NOT SLEEP

and my nose just randomly ran for no reason.